I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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