I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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