Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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