There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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