I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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