i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
