Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
