Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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