well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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