Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
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