if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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