I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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