David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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