Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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