what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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