If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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