I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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