Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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