He is such a slut. More and more my type.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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