i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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