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  he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..

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• Horrible

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

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• I got a tattoo on my cock that says "shor"t, but when it gets hard, it says " shortys truck stop, Chattanooga Tennessee"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

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• First BIZZ!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

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• Haha marvelous

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:55am

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• A guy walks into a tattoo parlour and asks the artists to tattoo a hundred dollar bill on his dick. The artist asks why, and the guy replies "Three reasons. I like playing with my money, I like watching my money grow, and this way, if my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she doesn't even have to leave the house."\n\nSorry OP, it was funnier the first time.

  Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:51pm

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• Classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

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• Sounds like a guy from CA I used to know.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

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• It's actually really old. A friend of once said something like that but with "Webster's Dictionary" instead. That's a LOT of words.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm

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• Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:05am

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• FIRSTTTTTTTTT BEAST YO!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

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• FI(R)ST¥

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

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• 814 is the hillbilly part of PA that I am glad I'm nit from. Fuckin stupid ass rednecks. Pittsburgh and Philadelphia should just seperate from the rest of the state. Were all the matters. 412 baby!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:34pm

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• I'm gonna get Caution: choking hazzard tatooed above my cock

  Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:39pm

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• GAVIN?? PLEASE STOP TELLING US ALL ABout YOUR WEEKENDS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:39pm

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• lol way to represent Erie. we like to keep it classy.

  Submitted by tiff1885 on Jan 24, 10 at 7:21pm

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• We dat!! Geaux saints!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:47pm

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• I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

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• JOSE IS THIS YOU? DUDE KEEP THAT SHIT TONUR SELF!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:40pm

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• Lameeeee

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:44pm

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• I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

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• I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am

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• Hell I would put long words down your throat till you gag and choke.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:46am

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• 2003 called they want their innuendo back

  Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 25, 10 at 1:26pm

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• Epic win?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:44pm

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• 104 hahahahah that's sexy

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:47pm

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• Pathetic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

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• Wow

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:43pm

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• I want to get a tattoo of a rainbow on my dick that way I can tell women taste the rainbow while they blow me and for tge record I am not serious that would hurt to much

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:45pm

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• This guy is a freaking genius

  Submitted by b_wack on Feb 1, 10 at 10:38pm

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• That was used on Nick cannons wildin out a few years ago

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:24pm

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• CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

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• That's actually pretty funny

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:48pm

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• First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:06pm

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• That would hurt

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:18pm

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• WHO DAT!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:59pm

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• I liked this the first time when it was a dollar bill tattoo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

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• That's really unoriginal.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

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