He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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