he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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