you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hippo gnu deer
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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