better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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