In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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