You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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