So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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