Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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