i already hear my dad disowning me
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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