Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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