And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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