Porn is love you can see.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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