doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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