no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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