So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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