Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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