I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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