Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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