well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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