I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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