Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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