this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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