Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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