i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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