I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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