i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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