SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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