I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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