You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Randomize
