I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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