She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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