Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I need to sanitize my soul.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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