Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She's JV to your varsity
i think my tv is drunk
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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