So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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