Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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