and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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