Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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