Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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