the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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